selection of spoofs

Yup figured that my dear collection of BCE spoofs would be better served being placed on my own blog so that no association need be made between my nonsense and the BCE...
Also, have this strange fixation with the scrollbar length of the blog, somehow have this obssession with making it as short as possible, i.e. need for more long nonsense posts to take up space...

We start off with "super supper"

The East is hot!
The West is not...
(and neither are my essays btw but that's another story...)
Come see the food:
Stingray Stingray
Bak Chor Mee Bak Chor Mee
Chicken Wings Chicken Wings
Ah Balling Ah Balling
Hokkien Mee Hokkien Mee
IQ Balls IQ Balls
Sugarcane Sugarcane
Rambutans Rambutans...

"spinning in the east"
Surely the east has so much more
Than the other parts of Singapore...
Surely it holds something greater,
Oh, i could go on forever...

"an easties' journey"
The daily journey to the west begins with us waking sapped.
A ROAR so THUNDEROUS, a YAWN, sekali kena mishap.
The single place we cannot erase is simply, NUS.
From the blissful east we're taken to unimagined depths,
From where the rising sun resides, to where it sadly sets,
The single place we cannot erase is simply, NUS...
Sometimes the journey just seems endless,
The daily grind relentless.
Oh, even though it seems so senseless,
There are simply no more choices...

(No chorus composed (or massacred, depending on how you look at it)...yet, at least:-P)

Two paths diverged from the road to the west we know,
ECP then AYE, or Pasir Panjang Road...
The path we travel will always be known
As where we moan and groan...

public service announcement for the bce bbq...
Come westies, come look around,
Come hear the easties cry out loud:
"The dinner's here in six whole days,
Head to the place that is next to parkway!!!"
De-ar Dinner, so wondrous and fleeting,
What dishes and items will you be bringing?
De-ar dinner, full of fun and of feasting,
Let's hope our stomachs won't be continually spinning...

Yupyup there's much more nonsense where this came from... but am selective about what i post, dun want to offend too many people who are sick of the lame...